Hey, I've been married for four years today! Good job, me! Keep it up! Hmm, just started a little argument about television while in the middle of that thought. Marriage is hard.
We've been having sort of a shoe....thing around our house lately.
|They just appear. In places.|
|"Hey listen, why don't you go ahead and get on for me?"|
|"Just a little to your right. Scooch...a tad..."|
|"Just...right...you're almost there."|
|"Mom, it's not working. Mom. This shoe is being a jerk."|