My reasoning behind the sweet potato leek soup behind it was that I can only find leeks in pairs even though I only ever need ONE LEEK and therefore I had a stray in the fridge.
|Dinner: explained at unnecessary length.|
You guys know I don't usually get political in this space, and I certainly don't want to fuel any conspiracy theorists, but I'm concerned that there were some...shenanigans at our polling place on Sunday.
|You just know she voted a straight Sesame Street ticket, too.|
Things got even worse when we took the little monster to Oktoberfest at NXNW, where she became increasingly opinionated.
|"No, listen, man. You don't even get it."|
I'd say it all hit bottom when, inspired by the oompah band, she stormed the stage to break it down monster-style.
|This part is 100% true.|
|Moves like Frankenstein.|
At some point, her buzz wore off and I think she may have had regrets about her performance.
The whole thing was a bit much for Ivy.