You guys aren't going to believe this, but every entry for Martha's calendar this week is just "Netflix and chill," so, (shrug).
Also, I made this Roasted Squash with Bacon and Maple before I had any idea that bacon might be bad for me, so it doesn't count.
Here is a partial list of tools that Martha incorrectly assumes I have on hand this month:
- fringe cutter
- craft punch
- narrow-bladed linoleum cutter
- chimney sweep
Here is a fun home-decorating project for when you find yourself with extra mirrors and strings and also are pretty drunk:
The weather here has been of the inclement variety, so we've been spending a lot of time together, practicing our teamwork.
|It's going great|
And when we do venture to the store, it is only for necessities.