1.01.2013

My resolution involves nail polish so you know I'm serious about becoming a better person

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Welcome to 2013, everyone! I want to start off by saying good luck to all you crazy kids embarking on a Whole 30 right now. Embrace that swe...
12.28.2012

Trying to get a nice high starting number for post-holiday weight loss

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Considering the way I've been eating for the past week you would think I would have plenty of pictures to show you, but I am in lazy vac...
12.24.2012

Merry Christmas, all!

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So here's what I think happened: she somehow managed to transfer her boredom to Santa himself. It's like throwing her voice exce...
12.21.2012

Slam fight bright light feeling pretty psyched

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Sigh. Well. I had it on pretty good authority (definitely either the radio or the internet or a dream I had) that the world was ending aroun...
12.18.2012

She also wonders how much of Jeffrey's bumbling is just an act

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Obviously macaroni and cheese possesses far too many delightful qualities for me to enumerate here ("is composed of macaroni" and ...
12.14.2012

Our advent activity today is "buy more Kleenex"

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I'm starting to think I have a cauliflower soup problem. Why do I just keep making it ? Is it because I know how lovely and not at all...
12.11.2012

Today she even tolerated a candy cane

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You may have noticed that I periodically make a meal of fish and vegetables in order to keep up appearances that I am a healthy and responsi...
12.07.2012

At least I assume that's what they're for

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Huh. It seems that I have gone three days without photographing any food for possibly the first time in my adult life. I'm sorry guys, I...
12.04.2012

Baby milestone achieved: cursing the Texas sun

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Hey, you all were really interested in/freaked out by the canned meat thing! Maybe I'll get my mom to write a guest post and walk you t...