More from the I Totally Planned Ahead For This Baby Files:
ratatouille (with huge gobs of brie, on toast) and
lasagna.
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| I find that tomatoes need a great deal of salt and saturated fat to reach their full potential. |
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| Just like me! |
If any of you remember the
live (
/evil) Christmas tree saga of last December, you know that all of that effort and grief and
actual physical pain is about to pay off, because we totally have an eco-friendly tree all ready to go another year! Let's go check on our investment.
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| Whooooooooops! |
Um. What about the heaviest pot in the universe? Aww. It's like the empty chair where Tiny Tim used to sit.
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| In the dark reboot of the franchise where Tiny Tim is really pointy and vindictive. |
So, yeah, we bought a fake tree this year. It's soft and symmetrical and a normally-strengthed human can move it from one place to another and it's covered in pine cones, which Anna calls "pine tones." (Or, rather, "PINETONES!!!") I love my fake tree. I'm sorry, earth.
Despite the tree's artificial nature, Anna remembers how important it is to check for
squirrels.
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| Make sure you really get in there. |
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| Can't be too careful. |
