If it's Tuesday this must be the slow collapse of our democracy

 Oh hey guys, what's up? Can you give me just...just like one sec?

*screams into a pillow for two hours*

*recites Arya Stark-esque list of GOPers who are letting this happen*

*deep breath*

I made a broccoli salad!

I love this recipe because I am basically having yogurt and cherries and almonds for dinner, with the Responsibility Broccoli just mixed right in.

And look who's here! It's the Everything Is Going To Be Fine Fairy! She looks...pretty confident?