(Suspicious) "Mom, what kind of soup is this?"
(Disgusted) "PEANUT BUTTER SOUP? That's weird."
"Remember when we had pickle soup? You liked that."
(Exasperated) "Yeah, but pickle soup makes sense."
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| Senseless. |
Just look at this lovely plate of Roasted Sweet Potato Salad with Red Pepper Vinaigrette and steamed corn on the cob, definitely a well-thought-out Independence Day dinner and not at all a desperate effort to make up for all the hot dogs I ate at lunch that day.
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| (Moment of silence for Joey Chestnut's winning streak.) |
Then I followed it with homemade strawberry ice cream because AMERICA, THAT'S WHY.
Anyway, I hope your 4th fashion was on point and your sno-cone flavors were mind-blowing.
