Current mood: predicted highs of 103-105 this week; nightmares involving an evil and tenacious turtle and an equally evil and tenacious elf;
Winds of Winter will literally never be published; can't look anywhere without seeing either Jared Kushner or TJ Miller's dumb smirking faces and
no thank you to both. It's officially summer!
If you're curious about how up I am on #fresh #content for this space, I opened my photos this morning and thought "oh sweet we did something interesting and I managed to take pictures of it" for a split second before realizing those were screenshots from a preview The Bachelorette.
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| Pretend we went to Spain |
So I guess my point is that I'm not sure why I'm here wasting your time when we all need as many screaming-helplessly-into-the-void minutes as possible right now, but here is
a recipe for skillet pasta that involves setting your oven to 500 degrees because who cares anymore anyway.
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| Some men just want to watch the cheese brown |
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| Kinds seems like I should decrease my posting schedule to once a week. Or year? |
