Today feels like...it needs a pie? Of all the Stardew recipes I had never tried before, Rhubarb Pie was probably at the top of my list of things I was looking forward to, even though it involved explaining to my children "yes, it's a vegetable" about a dozen times. I went with all-rhubarb, because I've
had strawberry pie before, and
a shortening-based crust and I am 100% converted because it was much easier to work with than butter. According to that NYT recipe, using shortening is what makes it American pie rather than a French pastry, which makes sense because it's less healthy and less work and also what I am doing from now on because I am a patriot.
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Trans fats! Super easy (as long as you do not care at all about what it actually looks like) |
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It's RUSTIC |
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Look how RUSTIC and SPRINGY in front of the green leaves, there are practically wavy cartoon aroma lines emanating from it |
How I view my emerging gray stripes update, deceased GOT characters edition:
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Most days |
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Best days |
ASSESSMENT: "Mmm, tangy and sweet!" Every word the truth.
PROJECT STATUS: Crazy like a Gray
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