I heard all the white people online are making bread now? So...here I am.
Now, I see you out there with your "perfectly golden crust" and your "successful sourdough starter" and I just want to say that not only did I choose the recipe titled The Easiest Loaf of Bread You'll Ever Bake, I managed to mis-measure one of the four ingredients by a truly hilarious amount.
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| What I made is not a crusty baguette. You're a crusty baguette. |
Also, here is what the rest of that table looks like.
The good news is that even dense, mis-measured bread is not bad. Smells nice. Children love it because they do not have refined enough palates to fully appreciate your failure.
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| Did we used to brush our hair, ever? |
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| ...probably not? |
PROJECT STATUS: Eh. Here are two new words I learned recently that I enjoy and you might too:
