Freedom to dither

Hello my fellow Americans and possibly two or three Canadians! My mental rough draft of this Independence Day blog post has swung so wildly from cynical to lachrymose to defiantly sappy that I have decided it is best, and laziest, to just put up a few pictures while I watch America's most nauseating sport on television. Just know that I powered through a very intense ambivalence in order to put on some red lipstick, which I will soon wipe off in order to eat two hot dogs and some tater tots. America...heck yeah.

Coffee: Arabian; Coffee cake: Danish; Strawberries: French

Homestar Runner is American though, they can never take that away from us 
Candy sentinels