|I can see you under that plastic wrap, kolaches.|
Check out their super fancy new waffle iron. It's full of super fancy make-the-day-before waffle batter.
|Imagine how these probably taste and then add a lot more butter. I know, I'm jealous of my past self too.|
|"I will climb this tree if I have to."|
|"Stop hating me so much, America. I am a stalk of tiny cabbages and I am cool."|
|Can you spot it?|