11.25.2016

I think the tryptophan actually heightened my sense of dread


You may have noticed that yesterday was American Thanksgiving (I think I'm going to start making this blog more Canada-centric, no reason), which I did observe, as follows:








This is undoubtedly the most difficult time I have ever had summoning the joy of American Thanksgiving in my heart, for more reasons than I can reasonably link to, but...you know. You know why. Also some of this. I mean. FFS.

But we had Connect Four! I am, no lie, thankful for Connect Four this year. Some high highs and low lows in that arena.









So yeah, I don't know. All the best to you and yours and us and ours and them and theirs, I guess.




Oh also real quick Hillary Clinton's lead in the popular vote has now passed two million votes. In case you need a visual representation, here is a two thousand-character string of expletives:


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So every one of those characters represents one thousand extra people who were really hoping to not have to consider the term "Nazi" with actual alarm going into the year 2017.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS