Let's think about something else

I know at least some of you wasted your extra hour this weekend feverishly refreshing Five Thirty Eight, at least I've heard that's a thing that people have been doing, wouldn't know myself, I'm not one for anxiety/obsessiveness, ANYWAY, I just want you to know that there are no red states or blue states here, only the State of Ivy, which is pink and purple and sparkly. 

Furthermore, here are some things that I enjoy, perhaps one or more of you would also enjoy some of them:

The fact that all of The Toast archives are still available for our pleasure and edification http://the-toast.net/2016/03/28/oh-no-my-thing-is-happening-women-leaving-tactfully-in-western-art-history/

The John Hodgman episode of the Dead Pilots Society podcast: http://www.maximumfun.org/dead-pilots-society/episode-2-only-child-written-john-hodgman

Researching skincare ingredients on beautypedia: http://www.paulaschoice.com/beautypedia 

Feverishly refreshing Five Thirty Eight: http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/how-to-watch-election-night/