It was a dark and stormy morning

You guys aren't going to believe this, but every entry for Martha's calendar this week is just "Netflix and chill," so, (shrug).

Also, I made this Roasted Squash with Bacon and Maple before I had any idea that bacon might be bad for me, so it doesn't count.

Grandfathered in.

Here is a partial list of tools that Martha incorrectly assumes I have on hand this month:
  • fringe cutter
  • awl
  • craft punch
  • narrow-bladed linoleum cutter
  • chimney sweep

Here is a fun home-decorating project for when you find yourself with extra mirrors and strings and also are pretty drunk:

The weather here has been of the inclement variety, so we've been spending a lot of time together, practicing our teamwork.

It's going great

And when we do venture to the store, it is only for necessities.