Freedom from responsible dietary choices is the hallmark of democracy

Good morning, patriots! Yesterday I ate the same thing I eat every Independence Day, which is two hot dogs and a Coke that was hecho en Mexico.

I have accepted that I can love America and still also kind of love Mexico.

And we went to a parade! I think it's important to get out and support our local community groups.

I did not say we would support them uncritically.

Finally, we celebrated our liberty by creating art around the house.

"Mom, take a Snapchat of this and write 'IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!'"