Ah, well. What about Pretzel Schnitzel?
Bold move from Judge #2, perhaps weary of Judge #1's endless dithering.
Mixed results on all counts, which is...honestly better than average around here? Although partial credit goes to me and my non-use of fat-free half-and-half, etc. This cookbook and I will part ways on the mediumest of terms.
I'm at the point of my "make hundreds of rocket candles" project where I begin to "ship hundreds of rocket candles," so there are shipping supplies all over the house. The residents are warming them up for me.