|Plus, the Chinese are pretty into Lent, I think.|
Look who's so biiiiiiiiiiiiig she can sit with assistance!
|"Hey, Mom, this thing says no elevated surfaces. Just right there on the bottom."|
Personally, I think she's better suited to the leisure class.
|It'd be a shame to waste all this disdain on a scullery maid. This is Dowager Countess stuff.|