Hey! Uncool news: my computer is dead. Or, as Dan keeps saying, the hard drive "took a dump," which sounds like a normal and healthy process but apparently is pretty bad. Anyway, I am clumsily poking at my phone in order to send you this very important transmission, but I'm definitely not going to manage any "pictures" or "actual content," I mean come on. Anyway, I am fine! Things are being cooked! Just briefly living without a laptop. Like a cave person.