You can keep your chirping birds, your tiny blossoms, your
weird urban legends about eggs and brooms standing upright unassisted.
I know spring is nigh because I have just ransacked every grocery store in the greater Austin area in pursuit of edible green things. That's right: Green Bunko has come and gone
once again! Third time's the
lucky charm, right? Right, guys?
It's not easy being green, you know what I'm saying? Relatedly, this year's sub-theme was "Kinda Phoning It In."
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| Cheese plate: less ambitious. |
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| Stuffed potatoes: less adorably tiny. |
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| …pickles. |
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| It is still a lot of green in one place. |
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| Not sure I had this cutting board last year. So that's something. |
And I DID go a new and bold direction in the dessert category:
POTATO CANDY. It
completely exists. And looks
exactly like a pile of dirty potatoes.
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| I'm sorry about all this, Ireland. |
Anyway, I have no idea what people are on about with
this turd business. If I wanted to make a St. Patrick's Day turd, you would know it.
Trust me.
The girls have been watching a lot of Handy Manny.
So maybe that master bathroom renovation will happen sooner than I thought.
