I am pleased to report that I am using every part of this buffalo by remembering that I made and rejected a Stardew recipe last May, intending to retry it at some point. But that was when I lived in a world that involved easily going to the grocery store for more kale and mushrooms and seeing humans outside of my immediate family and putting my bare hands just all over everything, I mean every surface you got, I'm gonna touch it, etc. This is, clearly, no longer that world, and thus I present: my Stir Fry failure of 11 months ago.
Did I follow a recipe? Dunno. Did I make the children eat it? No evidence either way. Was the only thing wrong with it the fact that I personally do not like mushrooms? 85% chance.
Here is the next picture of the girls in order after the picture of the stir fry. They're at a bus stop. That's going to take them away. To school.
For an entire day.
ASSESSMENT: Stir Fry: C-, living in a grocery store and bus stop world: A++++++++++++++
PROJECT STATUS: Might just have several weeks of trying to perfect that Triple Shot Espresso recipe ahead of us