For example, sausage and veg is generally a pretty boring plate of food.
|Unless you can document its soul escaping. Mmmm, potato soul.|
|Like she's harnessed a vibrating orb of DOOM.|
Second, convincing her that this green smoothie is a "special treat." HAHA YOU DRANK SPINACH AND THANKED ME FOR IT I WIIIIIIIIIIIIIN.
|Just let me have this moment, you guys. I'll probably never out-maneuver her again.|
And she informed me indignantly that "IT'S A CHIP!"
|Can't get anything past you, baby.|