That pink shirt has blue undertones

(Suspicious) "Mom, what kind of soup is this?"

(Disgusted) "PEANUT BUTTER SOUP? That's weird."

"Remember when we had pickle soup? You liked that."

(Exasperated) "Yeah, but pickle soup makes sense."


Just look at this lovely plate of Roasted Sweet Potato Salad with Red Pepper Vinaigrette and steamed corn on the cob, definitely a well-thought-out Independence Day dinner and not at all a desperate effort to make up for all the hot dogs I ate at lunch that day.

(Moment of silence for Joey Chestnut's winning streak.)

Then I followed it with homemade strawberry ice cream because AMERICA, THAT'S WHY.

Anyway, I hope your 4th fashion was on point and your sno-cone flavors were mind-blowing.