Hey kids. As usual, I do not have any wisdom, nor do I have any particularly unique way of expressing grief or anger or helplessness, so if you came here looking for any of those things you are out of luck. What I DO have to offer, and what you might more reasonably expect after six years of this blog, are nachos and cake.
Martha vs. Rachael: Battle of The Recipe That Most Appealed To Me From Each Publication
Life is, uh, [profound/sad/hopeful/dejected adjective of choice], so I just picked the most thoroughly appealing dishes I could find in order to get through Monday:
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| Black Bean Nachos with Tomato-Tomatillo Salad |
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| Vanilla Sheet Cake with Lemon-Cream Cheese Frosting |
Winner: me.
Here are some pictures of a beautifully empty Central Market, for relaxation purposes. If I could just have these constantly projected as a slide show on my living room wall I think it would reduce my anxiety significantly.
Here is a six-year-old who doesn't yet realize how [adjective] the world is and just really enjoys cream cheese frosting and the fact that Hamilton won a lot of Tony awards.
And I'm just going to leave these here for you:
http://everytown.org
http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2016/06/lin-manuel-miranda-tony-speech
And if Lin's sonnet made you cry because you are a human with functioning tear ducts, here is a video of me on my Tuesday jog to lighten things up a little bit:
