Predictably, I stayed up faaaaaaaar too late last night tightening my World Events anxiety spiral, so now I'm just going to gulp at my coffee like it is scotch and I am a brooding television anti-hero and...what are the instructions, again? "Carry on?" (Bursts into freaked-out tears.)
I could not face Martha this week because tbh she's been coming on a little strong.
 |
| This is some unrelenting pressure, Martha |
So instead we have Rachael Ray vs. Not Eating Dinner, I Guess
 |
| Ratatouille Polenta Bowl |
 |
| Cauliflower-Gruyere Flatbreads |
Winner: Rachael, people who enjoy British dystopian fiction but wish it would come true
