Takes off some of that perfect attendance pressure at least

Woohoo, it's the first day of second grade! We did it, we made it through the summer! Anna was so excited she woke up five minutes before her alarm. And then *promptly* vomited.

I was going to prop up one of those First Day of School chalkboards against her but that seemed like...a lot of work

For the record, I do not believe last night's Garlic Brown Sugar Chicken was the culprit, as the rest of us successfully digested said Garlic Brown Sugar Chicken without incident.

Not your fault, buddy 

Anyway, if anyone needs me I'll be over here eating the Pringles out of Anna's lunchbox and not running errands.