Recipe #1: The White Carb Special. Half jasmine/half arborio rice, frozen TJ's garlic potatoes, and two leeks because recipes always call for one leek and you can only buy them in threes.
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| I see your frustrating grocery store inefficiency and I eat in on top of rice |
Recipe: Chicken Salad with Random Things Hidden in It. Golden raisins, for example. Can you see them? Didn't think so.
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| What's that? You don't have cans of pre-cooked chicken in your pantry that your mom made in her pressure cooker and gave you for Christmas? SORRY BOUT IT. |
Recipe #3: I Probably Could Have Passed This Off As Something I Planned In Advance Asian Noodles and Vegetables.
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| I say this with absolute sincerity: frozen vegetables are a miracle, especially when they come with frozen packets of soy sauce. |
Anyway, we had better get out of here before we're down to Stale Chip Marmalade Casserole.
