That is what I would LIKE to report to you right now but cannot because I didn't realize ahead of time that it was Derby day and also Saturday was book club night and all I managed to do was make chicken flautas.
|And wistfully mention bourbon several times.|
|HOLIDAY NOT RUINED.|
|As literally as possible.|
That's right big girl, get all INVOLVED with that squash.
|Sometimes I don't think things through.|
|If I'm going to keep writing about food, I probably need a keyboard shortcut for "Needs more bacon."|
|Oh, come on.|