|Also, there are bugs. Literal bugs. Sometimes a lot of them. They can live in a refrigerator for a surprisingly long time.|
Moving on! It's the weekend, so let's cleanse our palates with some party food.
And party booze, let's throw some of that in.
|Mmmm...cleansing, cleansing bourbon.|
I'm not going to explain the rules. It's white elephant-ish.
|What strange and mysterious wonders await?|
|Bugs! In a can!|
|This is where you put the bugs, when you want to cook them.|
|It's hard to tell in this picture, but she's thinking about how much she hates Dan's face.|
|The instructions on the can require that the snail butter sizzle, and damned if it didn't.|
I did, however, eat some Krabby Patties.
|They tasted like sugar and squishiness.|
They were a part of the gift I ended up with, possibly my best haul in the several years I have attended this soiree. To wit:
|A bottle opener AND A WOOD SAW! What an amazingly terrible thing for me to have in my possession. So excited.|