This explains a lot about my relationship with cheese

I also used an app called Foodie to take the picture, because Mental Floss told me that Foodie is an app that exists. Does it...does it look more like food? Do I look more like a foodie? Vote now!

Even better news, I found this healthy-eating instructional booklet from elementary school so now I can finally get my nutritional house in order:

Oh, I am ready Pinocchio. I am SO ready.

Ivy has embarked on a photographic series entitled "Observe My Snack While I Avert My Gaze."